Chapter 4- Eye of the Aardvark- Written by William age 5
Eye of the Aardvark Once upon a time there was an Aardvark who couldn’t catch ants. So, he put himself in a trance and the ants could control him. So, when the ant controlled him he was dumped off a cliff, had the planet Mars fall on his face, and got used as a golf ball. And then he had a coconut thrown on his head, and he got un-hypnomatized (sic.). Then he said “hey Ant! I was kidding about being unhypnomatized (sic.). When I snap my fingers I want to be faster than crocodiles.” (Because crocodiles chasing him.) “Hey Ant! Ant!” … “It’s magic”, said the Ant. “Some people got it, some people don’t.” Snap, went...